Total Medals Earned: 5,033 (From 991 different games.) Total Medal Score: 78,780 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)
Run out of time.
Complete your journey before dawn.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 8/22 (45/305 points)
Hit the floor
Create new life
Peek in the hole, I dare you...
Get it
I wonder if he's hiring?
SNOOOooorrrrttttt!!!!
Ride the Elevator
Get rid of the crows
Medals Earned: 1/4 (50/250 points)
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 18
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 24
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Fire your cannon 10 times
Kill at least 15 robots
Fire your cannon 50 times
Complete 5 levels with 3 cannon balls bonus
Fire your cannon 100 times
Kill at least 45 robots
Fire your cannon 250 times
Complete 15 levels with 3 cannon balls bonus
Complete 30 levels with 3 cannon balls bonus
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 4/5 (40/50 points)
Your so smart, I wish I was smart as you, how can I be smart like you?
How exactly did that one change?
That's all I could do
Which is in fact the worst time
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/155 points)
Found a Bronze Key!
Found a Silver Key!
Earn 50 Gold in the shop.
Found a Gold Key!
Found the BOSS KEY!
Earn 200 Gold in the shop.
Earn 500 Gold in the shop.
Beat Thrash!
Rescue Hilda!
Medals Earned: 6/21 (35/380 points)
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Love hurts.
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!