Total Medals Earned: 4,938 (From 971 different games.) Total Medal Score: 76,575 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/405 points)
Defend the first base
Defend all the pre bolt bases
defend all the rebuild bases
survive for 350 seconds or more in survival 2
Survive for 400 seconds or more in survival 1
Survive for 350 seconds or more in survival 3
Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/400 points)
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Buy a taco
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Buy a flaming hot taco.
Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Buy doner
Buy broccoli
Buy the last kebab
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 8/13 (125/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Get yourself burnt futuristic style
Get yourself burnt medieval style
Medals Earned: 3/5 (105/125 points)
Click the link to the coolest site on the Web.
Complete a level with less than 5 seconds left.
Complete a level without flying in front of any teachers.
Score a combo of 3 or more.
Find the hidden egg.