Total Medals Earned: 4,938 (From 971 different games.) Total Medal Score: 76,575 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (140/140 points)
Get the kid to talk!
Get your mission and go to town.
Puzzler
Recover the vase!
Solve the case!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (100/100 points)
Get the map and get going!
Find a clue
Check it out!
Hey, whatever it takes!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/16 (305/565 points)
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Blow up baby Jesus
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Ride the bus
Collect all the dog treats
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/315 points)
Kill First Enemy
Kill Tenth Enemy
Kill First Boss
Kill Fourth Boss
Kill Second Boss
Kill Third Boss
Collect 75 Achievements
Kill Fifth Boss
Collect 100 Achievements
Medals Earned: 7/18 (85/240 points)
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)
Eat some magic mushrooms.
Obtain all the coins.
Finish the game.