Total Medals Earned: 5,007 (From 986 different games.) Total Medal Score: 78,240 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (125/375 points)
Relax at the sauna
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Got rid of all the garden weeds
Burned all the buildings.
Hunt and eat the deer
Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/150 points)
Kill 100 enemies by any means necessary.
Kill 50 enemies by any means necessary.
Complete Zone 1 by defeating the deadly Wakiku.
Kill 200 enemies by any means necessary.
Open all of the chests in the game and obtain their contents.
Obtain all of the magical crystals in the game.
Complete Zone 4 by defeating the magical Burizard.
Complete Zone 2 by defeating the ghostly Death Face!
Complete Zone 5 by defeating the cursed Merody.
Complete Zone 3 by defeating the spiky Tor.
Fully upgrade Kon's health to 12 hearts.
Obtain a full wallet of 999 kupons.
Collect all four swords on Drumdrum Island.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (30/155 points)
Die
Collect all three items from the shop window
Medals Earned: 2/11 (75/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 3/9 (150/435 points)
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/60 points)
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/250 points)
Kill 300 zombies
Put one point into each town perk
Earn 30 coins
Buy all the farmer upgrades
Earn 25 gems
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 5/7 (80/140 points)
You wussed out...
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
You came prepared, you left a winner
Chill out, you don't matter
Tell no one about this secret
Medals Earned: 4/15 (45/280 points)
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!