Total Medals Earned: 4,881 (From 958 different games.) Total Medal Score: 75,480 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/60 points)
You scored 5000 points. Congratulations.
You scored 7500. That's... impressive.
You scored 10000 points. That's incredible. Well done.
Medals Earned: 5/13 (60/500 points)
Escaped the soothing shack
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reached the relaxed retreat
Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped the basement
Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 4/10 (125/500 points)
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Left the Bedroom
Unlocked the Garage
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 10/17 (155/380 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (75/160 points)
Open the safe
Escape the house in less than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/175 points)
Evolve Once
Use a cheat
Beat the game on easy
Beat on medium
Eat 200 fish in one game
Eat all 76 kinds of fish in one game
Beat on high
Achieve the rank of Sea Monster (over 5 000 000 points )
Beat on Expert
Medals Earned: 4/6 (25/60 points)
Explode your first bomb
Bounce for the first time
Finish 5 levels from game
Finish the game
Finish all levels using one bomb
Finish the game with minimum bouncing
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Your very first gold!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/215 points)
Get 5,000 music sense
Make 5,000 dollars
Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Reach 6,000 hipness
Reach 150 intelligence
Obtain 300 irony
Become the best hipster you can be!
You finally made it into space!